The Tourist (2010)
Elise (Angelina Jolie) sits next to an American tourist, Frank (Johnny Depp), on a train going to Venice. She has chosen him as a decoy, making believe that he is her lover who is wanted by police. Not only will they need to evade the police, but also the mobster whose money her lover stole.
My rating: 3.5/5. I rather enjoyed it. I don’t get why the critics were so harsh.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1243957/

The Tourist (2010)

Elise (Angelina Jolie) sits next to an American tourist, Frank (Johnny Depp), on a train going to Venice. She has chosen him as a decoy, making believe that he is her lover who is wanted by police. Not only will they need to evade the police, but also the mobster whose money her lover stole.

My rating: 3.5/5. I rather enjoyed it. I don’t get why the critics were so harsh.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1243957/

posted 1 hour ago

Goldfinger (1964)
Bond is back and his next mission takes him to Fort Knox, where Auric Goldfinger and his henchman are planning to raid Fort Knox and obliterate the world economy. To save the world once again, Bond will need to become friends with Goldfinger, dodge killer hats and avoid Goldfinger’s personal pilot, the sexy Pussy Galore. She might not have feelings for Bond, but will 007 help her change her mind?
My rating: 3.5/5. My favourite Connery film as Bond.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058150/

Goldfinger (1964)

Bond is back and his next mission takes him to Fort Knox, where Auric Goldfinger and his henchman are planning to raid Fort Knox and obliterate the world economy. To save the world once again, Bond will need to become friends with Goldfinger, dodge killer hats and avoid Goldfinger’s personal pilot, the sexy Pussy Galore. She might not have feelings for Bond, but will 007 help her change her mind?

My rating: 3.5/5. My favourite Connery film as Bond.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058150/

posted 1 hour ago

From Russia With Love (1963)
James Bond 007 is on the search for a Russian decoding machine, known as Lektor. Bond needs to find this machine, before the evil SPECTRE organization discovers it first. Whilst being romantically linked with Russian girl, Tatiana Romanova, Bond sneaks his way around Istanbul, whilst each SPECTRE agent tries to pick him off, including the over powering Donald ‘Red’ Grant and ex-KGB agent Rosa Klebb.
My rating: 3/5. Classic Sean Connery.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057076/

From Russia With Love (1963)

James Bond 007 is on the search for a Russian decoding machine, known as Lektor. Bond needs to find this machine, before the evil SPECTRE organization discovers it first. Whilst being romantically linked with Russian girl, Tatiana Romanova, Bond sneaks his way around Istanbul, whilst each SPECTRE agent tries to pick him off, including the over powering Donald ‘Red’ Grant and ex-KGB agent Rosa Klebb.

My rating: 3/5. Classic Sean Connery.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057076/

posted 1 day ago

American Reunion (2012)
Over a decade has passed and the gang return to East Great Falls, Michigan, for the weekend. They will discover how their lives have developed as they gather for their high school reunion. How has life treated Michelle, Jim, Heather, Oz, Kevin, Vicky, Finch, Stifler, and Stifler’s mom?
My rating: 3/5. Without Stiffler & Jim’s Dad, this would be total wank.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1605630/

American Reunion (2012)

Over a decade has passed and the gang return to East Great Falls, Michigan, for the weekend. They will discover how their lives have developed as they gather for their high school reunion. How has life treated Michelle, Jim, Heather, Oz, Kevin, Vicky, Finch, Stifler, and Stifler’s mom?

My rating: 3/5. Without Stiffler & Jim’s Dad, this would be total wank.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1605630/

posted 2 days ago

The Avengers (2012)
Nick Fury is director of S.H.I.E.L.D, an international peace keeping agency. The agency is a who’s who of Marvel Super Heroes, with Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow. When global security is threatened by Loki and his cohorts, Nick Fury and his team will need all their powers to save the world from disaster.
My rating: 4/5. Entertaining but not the wankfest I was expecting.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/

The Avengers (2012)

Nick Fury is director of S.H.I.E.L.D, an international peace keeping agency. The agency is a who’s who of Marvel Super Heroes, with Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow. When global security is threatened by Loki and his cohorts, Nick Fury and his team will need all their powers to save the world from disaster.

My rating: 4/5. Entertaining but not the wankfest I was expecting.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/

posted 2 days ago

The Contractor (2007)
An ex-CIA agent is asked to take out a terrorist, only to realize he’s been set up by his former employer.
My rating: 2/5. Total nonsense.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770806/

The Contractor (2007)

An ex-CIA agent is asked to take out a terrorist, only to realize he’s been set up by his former employer.

My rating: 2/5. Total nonsense.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770806/

posted 2 days ago

Bunraku (2010)
In a world with no guns, a mysterious drifter, a bartender and a young samurai plot revenge against a ruthless leader and his army of thugs, headed by nine diverse and deadly assassins.
My rating: 2.5/5. The visuals are marvellous, but the film is far too long when it has a very basic plot and poor dialogue. Shame, it had real potential.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1181795/

Bunraku (2010)

In a world with no guns, a mysterious drifter, a bartender and a young samurai plot revenge against a ruthless leader and his army of thugs, headed by nine diverse and deadly assassins.

My rating: 2.5/5. The visuals are marvellous, but the film is far too long when it has a very basic plot and poor dialogue. Shame, it had real potential.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1181795/

posted 5 days ago

Everything Must Go (2010)
When an alcoholic relapses, causing him to lose his wife and his job, he holds a yard sale on his front lawn in an attempt to start over. A new neighbor might be the key to his return to form.
My rating: 3/5. It wasn’t what I was expecting, but I liked it. It’s very downbeat for a Will Ferrell film.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1531663/

Everything Must Go (2010)

When an alcoholic relapses, causing him to lose his wife and his job, he holds a yard sale on his front lawn in an attempt to start over. A new neighbor might be the key to his return to form.

My rating: 3/5. It wasn’t what I was expecting, but I liked it. It’s very downbeat for a Will Ferrell film.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1531663/

posted 1 week ago

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)
A climatologist tries to figure out a way to save the world from abrupt global warming. He must get to his young son in New York, which is being taken over by a new ice age.
My rating: 3/5. Food for thought. Though there are some plot holes.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/

The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

A climatologist tries to figure out a way to save the world from abrupt global warming. He must get to his young son in New York, which is being taken over by a new ice age.

My rating: 3/5. Food for thought. Though there are some plot holes.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/

posted 1 week ago

Grown Ups (2010)
In 1978, five 12-year-olds win a CYO basketball championship. Thirty years later, they gather with their families for their coach’s funeral and a weekend at a house on a lake where they used to party. By now, each is a grownup with problems and challenges: Marcus is alone and drinks too much. Rob, with three daughters he rarely sees, is always deeply in love until he turns on his next ex-wife. Eric is overweight and out of work. Kurt is a househusband, henpecked by wife and mother-in-law. Lenny is a successful Hollywood agent married to a fashion designer; their kids take privilege for granted. Can the outdoors help these grownups rediscover connections or is this chaos in the making?
My rating: 3/5. Funny in parts.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375670/

Grown Ups (2010)

In 1978, five 12-year-olds win a CYO basketball championship. Thirty years later, they gather with their families for their coach’s funeral and a weekend at a house on a lake where they used to party. By now, each is a grownup with problems and challenges: Marcus is alone and drinks too much. Rob, with three daughters he rarely sees, is always deeply in love until he turns on his next ex-wife. Eric is overweight and out of work. Kurt is a househusband, henpecked by wife and mother-in-law. Lenny is a successful Hollywood agent married to a fashion designer; their kids take privilege for granted. Can the outdoors help these grownups rediscover connections or is this chaos in the making?

My rating: 3/5. Funny in parts.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375670/

posted 1 week ago

Mr Deeds (2002)
When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different kind of dough. Moving to the big city, Deeds finds himself besieged by opportunists all gunning for their piece of the pie. Babe, a television tabloid reporter, poses as an innocent small-town girl to do an exposé on Deeds. Of course, Deeds’ sincere naiveté has Babe falling in love with him instead.
My rating: 3.5/5. Very daft, but enjoyable to watch.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280590/

Mr Deeds (2002)

When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different kind of dough. Moving to the big city, Deeds finds himself besieged by opportunists all gunning for their piece of the pie. Babe, a television tabloid reporter, poses as an innocent small-town girl to do an exposé on Deeds. Of course, Deeds’ sincere naiveté has Babe falling in love with him instead.

My rating: 3.5/5. Very daft, but enjoyable to watch.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0280590/

posted 1 week ago

The Fog (2005)
There’s a fog that comes to an island. It’s not real fog, just dead people coming back to haunt the island for reasons thats happened 100 years before.
My rating: 2.5/5. Utter nonsense.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432291/

The Fog (2005)

There’s a fog that comes to an island. It’s not real fog, just dead people coming back to haunt the island for reasons thats happened 100 years before.

My rating: 2.5/5. Utter nonsense.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432291/

posted 1 week ago

Sin City (2005)
Four tales of crime adapted from Frank Miller’s popular comics, focusing around a muscular brute who’s looking for the person responsible for the death of his beloved Goldie, a man fed up with Sin City’s corrupt law enforcement who takes the law into his own hands after a horrible mistake, a cop who risks his life to protect a girl from a deformed pedophile, and a hitman looking to make a little cash.
My rating: 3.5/5. Jessica Alba. Nuff said.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/

Sin City (2005)

Four tales of crime adapted from Frank Miller’s popular comics, focusing around a muscular brute who’s looking for the person responsible for the death of his beloved Goldie, a man fed up with Sin City’s corrupt law enforcement who takes the law into his own hands after a horrible mistake, a cop who risks his life to protect a girl from a deformed pedophile, and a hitman looking to make a little cash.

My rating: 3.5/5. Jessica Alba. Nuff said.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401792/

posted 3 weeks ago

The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Depicting the events after the Gamma Bomb. ‘The Incredible Hulk’ tells the story of Dr Bruce Banner, who seeks a cure to his unique condition, which causes him to turn into a giant green monster under emotional stress. Whilst on the run from military which seeks his capture, Banner comes close to a cure. But all is lost when a new creature emerges; The Abomination.
My rating: 3/5. Ed Norton is totally miscast.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Depicting the events after the Gamma Bomb. ‘The Incredible Hulk’ tells the story of Dr Bruce Banner, who seeks a cure to his unique condition, which causes him to turn into a giant green monster under emotional stress. Whilst on the run from military which seeks his capture, Banner comes close to a cure. But all is lost when a new creature emerges; The Abomination.

My rating: 3/5. Ed Norton is totally miscast.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800080/

posted 3 weeks ago

Conviction (2010)
Based on a true story, Betty Anne Waters is a high school dropout who spent nearly two decades working as a single mother while putting herself through law school, tirelessly trying to beat the system and overturn her brother’s unjust murder conviction.
My rating: 3/5. Wasn’t expecting much but quite enjoyed it at 2am.
More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1244754/

Conviction (2010)

Based on a true story, Betty Anne Waters is a high school dropout who spent nearly two decades working as a single mother while putting herself through law school, tirelessly trying to beat the system and overturn her brother’s unjust murder conviction.

My rating: 3/5. Wasn’t expecting much but quite enjoyed it at 2am.

More details: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1244754/

posted 4 weeks ago